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Got tagged by tinystarlord

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them! 

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sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

dippindotsvevo:

My anaconda don’t. 

My anaconda don’t.

My anaconda don’t want none. At all. I am an asexual

complicatedtriangulated:

Idk just feeling hella cute lately

complicatedtriangulated:

Idk just feeling hella cute lately

thatspiderboy:

Reblogging your friends hot selfies to show them off like

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slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

gimme back that fillet-o-fish
Anonymous

I’ll see you in Hell.

Friendship

When your friend knows they fucked up what they meant to say, and instantly tries to stop you from making even worse innuendos out of their mistake.

"You shut the fuck up"